The Gym from a different perspective
Serena joined my gym on Saturday!! Since her house is right smack in between my office and the gym, plus the fact that we are both what we call “evening people” (ie, we are NOT morning people haha) we decided it just made a lot of sense to start working out together.
Hence, of last night, we have embarked on a fitness regime!! Granted, we took things a little easier last night due to the fact that I hadn’t been to the gym in almost a month, and it was Serena’s first time at Goodlife. We did 2 classes to start – Hi Lo and Body Combat.
Last night was awesome. Serena did so incredibly well on her first day there and I am so proud of her!!!! I am even more excited, and really looking forward to this!!! Working out with a close, best girlfriend is so much more interesting, inspiring (I never thought I would be able to pull off the first class) and motivating and I’d so recommend this to anyone.
Below are some snippets that sent me into convulsions of laughter last night.
Serena: The instructor blinks a lot.
Deb: Really? I never noticed before.
(Stares intently at the instructor)Deb: OMG he DOES TOO!! How in the world didn’t I notice before
(This is after being in his class since the start of this year)Serena: Deb you idiot!! hahahaa
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Instructor: Alrighty on the floor people!
(After doing about 3 pushups…)Serena (gasping): I cant do anymore!!!
(sprawls out on the floor)Deb: Bursts into loud laughter
(mind you we were somewhere in the front of the room)Instructor: KEEEEPPPPPP PPUSSSSHHHIIINNNGGG!!!!!!! ITTTSS OKKAAYY!!!
Deb & Serena: Starts laughing harder.
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Serena: Deb, I can see that guy’s nipple! Its HANGING OUT!! EEEWWWW
(Explanation: This guy in the front corner of the room was wearing lycra short, SHORT pants, and a hot pink wife beater top that was waay too big, and he was about 65)Deb: He’s a GUY? Okay, stop looking at him and just face forward and focus on the moves!!!! (he was in our corner vision)
Serena: I CAN’T STOP looking at him!! EEEWWWWWWWW
Deb
(furtively glances at the guy): EEEWWWWW is that his NIPPLE RING?!! That’s disgusting!!!
Deb & Serena: EEEEWWWWWWWW.
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deb's outta there