Women Education for Josh 101 - Class #1
haha i guess i must have been taking alot of my stress and pressure out on Josh these past few days, so please, EVERYONE! IGNORE ANYTHING that Josh TAGS on my TAGBOARD IN RELATION TO THIS POST.....
Scene #1: In Church this morning..
Deb (whispers) : Josh.. Im freezing cold!
Josh : Oh.. so..you want my Jacket? (Starts taking Jumper off)
Deb : Its okay Josh (gives him a big smile)
Josh : Okay Deb (puts jumper back on)
Deb (loudly) : SIGH.
Josh : What's the matter?!!!
Deb : Okay Josh, that was a TEST and you JUST FAILED!!
Josh (protests) : WHAT?!! How did I FAIL?! YOU SAID you DIDNT want my jumper!!!
Deb : YEAH I SAID I didnt want it, but im still cold, aren't I?!
EVEN THOUGH i refuse your jumper, you STILL GIVE IT TO ME
cos you NOTICE me shivering and about to die!!! right?!!!
Josh : OH MY GOSH DEB... (Takes off jumper and chucks it in my face)
SCENE #2: Walking past a computer shop window, we both see computer keyboards for sale...
Josh : Oh Deb! Look at those computer parts!
Deb : Oh.. okay.. they look okay.. do you wanna go in and look at them closely?
Josh : Nah, its okay
Deb : You SURE?? u absolutely sure?? i can go in! (starts to walk in)
Josh : NO, its okay.. (pulls me away from the shop and we resume walking)
Josh : DEB, that was an EXAM and you just FAILED!!
Deb : You IDIOT! How the heck was that an exam?
Josh : When you saw the keyboards for sale, your first reaction should have been
to say "Oh Josh, can I buy them for you? Cos ur such a good bf and all"
YEUUUCHH...
deb's outta there..